Tuesday, April 12, 2022

[theqoo] Story Of Kang Daniel's Pokemon Pastry Unboxing


"First, let's see what I got. Kadabra? Eh, throw it away."



Kadabra got thrown away.

Kang Daniel is known as a Charmander akgae.

(T/N: Attached is some of Daniel's PMs where he talks about Pokemon. It's a lot of messages, and I know little about Pokemon (and even less about Pokemon in Korean), so I'm just going to pick some 'highlights'....... These messages aren't necessary for the post anyways, it's just to show how much he loves Pokemon!)

"Charmander is the basics, everyone."
"Charizard is jjang strong."
"Pikachu can't even evolve."
"And Pikachu is food. Near my school, they would flatten it, roast it black and douse it in sauce."
"Charmander is so cool."
"With just Charmander, you can cook right away if you put a frying pan on its tail."
"Squirtle??"
"I don't want to wash using water that comes out of a turtle's mouth."
"And when Charmander evolves, it immediately becomes a pterosaur."
"Let Pikachu try evolving. Raichu, its colour just gets darker."
"It's weak since it's a rat-type Pokemon."
"Should I say that it's Rattata level?"
"Charizard is so manly - what do you mean ugly."
"It could power 3 households."
"With just Charizard in your house, you wouldn't have to worry about your gas bill."
"And if, you had to eat one, wouldn't there be more to eat for a reptile than a rat?"
"And they say that Slowpoke's tail is tasty."


1. He's so unnecessarily serious ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

2. So Kang Daniel is really sincere about Pokemon ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

4. If it's Kadabra, it makes sense.

10. You can eat Slowpoke's tail?!ㄷㄷ

11. He threw it away twice ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

13. ☞10 For real.
'Cooking a Slowpoke's tail in salt water after drying it is a kind of homemade menu in Alola.'

16. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ His expression as he threw it away is so sincere ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

18. If it's Kadabra, I'd throw it away too.

23. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋIt's so funny how he threw it away twice.

25. So he's a funny one ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Cute.

43. A four panel manhwa is possible ㅋㅋㅋ
"First, let's see what I got."
"Kadabra? Eh, throw it away."
'Picking it up again'
"Eh, even so, I hate it."

45. His expression is so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ He must really hate it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

48. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ He's funny, he threw the Kadabra away the moment he saw it, without any regret ㅋㅋㅋ

55. I want to watch him unboxing a Charmander sticker ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Just how much would he love it.

66. He sincerely hates it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ How could Kadabra get thrown away twice. But honestly, I would too.

74. This Charmander akgae is convincing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

91. "Even so, I hate it" - so funny and cute ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

92. 
'Does anyone want to trade with a Kadabra?..'

100. He unboxed it carefully, and then just threw it away ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

108. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ So unnecessarily cute.

120. His expression when he threw it away the second time is for real ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Cute ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

129. Look at his expectant expression before he opened it..

146. You have to acknowledge it for Kadabra ㅋㅋㅋ I'm a Pikachu person, but I almost got convinced by his Charmander argument ㅋㅋ

147. He's cute in a different way from his drama ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

157. He's really the 'N' of all N's ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's fascinating how his imagination can explode like that with just one mention of Pokemon.
(T/N: 'N' refers to MBTI.)

163. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ What even is this that it made me laugh? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The second time, I thought he'd take it with him, but he threw it away again ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

171. "Pikachu is food" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ah, so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

180. "Water from a turtle's mouth" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

185. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Kadabra got thrown away twice ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Like a true Charmander akgae ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

201. He said he wouldn't want to wash in water that came out of a turtle's mouth ㅋㅋㅋ

202. As a Niel fan and a Charmander akgae, I'm very proud ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ As expected of my idol.

213. I was wondering what a Kadabra was, but it's ugl..y... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

217. Ah crazy, was the way he speaks always this funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

218. How logical.

224. Everyone throws away that Kadabra ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Charmander Akgae Kang Daniel is so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

226. ㅋㅋㅋ Cute.
'WTT Kadabra for Charmander'

235. ☞226 Is this trade even possible ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

254. Has Kang Daniel always been this funny? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

258. I don't know his well, but seeing this, I get why he's popular. He's funny ㅋㅋㅋ

265. He's so obviously a _NF_ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

266. ㅋㅋㅋ Yeah, Kang Daniel is ENFJ.

284. "Charizard is jjang strong" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "Pikachu can't even evolve" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Why's he so cute?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

305. Kadabra's image.. ㅋㅋ
'I got Kadabra in my Pokemon pastry, is it good?'
'It is crap.'

309. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ People are all the same.

335. I like Charmander too, but he's for real ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

345. I have a friend that's an Eve akgae, and the way they speak is similar ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ